Archive for November, 2005


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Which Peanuts Character…?

Charlie Brown
You are Charlie Brown!

Which Peanuts Character are You?
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Bill of NON-Rights


We The People….. Of The United States

The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from GA. This guy should run for President one day…

“We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters.

We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.”

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won’t have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don’t care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country’s history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of execution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!

“What Language Should You Learn?”

You Should Learn Chinese

Surprised? You shouldn’t be – Chinese is perfect for an ambitious person like you.
You’re a natural entrepreneur, and a billion people are waiting to do business with you!

He has definitely dropped!

I still don’t know how long will be left before he is actually in my arms instead of in my belly, but this is certainly PROGRESS! happydance

…but I am honestly not sure. shrug

Appointment this morning went well.

Nothing really to report. No change, particularly. We’re still “waiting” on baby to be ready!

Sorry I haven’t said much.

There isn’t much to say.

I have a doctor appointment in the morning. I’ll update after that 🙂

I’m not sure I agree with this one.

Arty Kid

Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.

You’re probably a little less weird these days – but even more talented!

OB Appt today….

No change since Monday, as I expected. He’s quite comfortable in there, apparently – which is fine with me. I’m much more comfortable knowing that he’s doing fine and not being forced to deal with the world before he’s ready.

Next appointment is next Wednesday.

No baby yet!

Went in around 7am, started pitocin around 7:30 or so… I was dilated to 2cm, about 50% effaced, baby at -2 (high).

Checked at 1pm and was about 2.5cm, about 50% effaced, baby at -2.

Checked at 4pm and was about 2.5cm, about 50% effaced, baby at -2.

So, I’m home, with baby still inside 🙂

What color should your blog be?

Your Blog Should Be Purple

You’re an expressive, offbeat blogger who tends to write about anything and everything.
You tend to set blogging trends, and you’re the most likely to write your own meme or survey.
You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you – not what anyone else has to say.

Had an OB appointment this morning.

Dr said I’m dilated to 2 or so, dropped a bit, and “come in Monday at 6:30 and we’ll induce.”

SO… looks like Monday is baby day!